Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Tree Felling Chester


An uncommon form of Chester – although more common than you might expect – Tree Felling Chester (a sub category of D.I.Y Chester) is almost exclusively limited to the suburbs. Husbands and Fathers, giddy from receiving a compact Black and Decker chainsaw for Father’s Day or Christmas, head out into the family garden for a spot of home landscaping, often resulting in catastrophe.
Tree Felling Chester is said to be the inspiration behind the old saying “It’s all fun and games until the 60 year old oak tree lands in your living room”. A close cousin to “When Nature Strikes Back Chester”, Tree Felling Chester can almost always be eliminated by employing a professional Arborist to do the job, while gifting Dad with the safe standards of ties or underwear can also help limit the amount of this kind of Chester.

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